Jeremiah's School of Levitation


Monday, August 06, 2007

The Human Fire Hydrant

Tomorrow I go in for a colonoscopy AND an esophagogastroduodenoscopy (I'm going to make my doctor pronounce that, and if he can't, I'm fleeing the procedure--being able to pronounce what you medically do to me is one of my unwavering requirements) which means, among other things, in order to prepare, I had to drink the phospho-soda to clear out my guts and, four hours into the "cleansing", I now have personal, graphic, confirmation that 60% of my body is most definitely water, or, at least, there USED to be 60% worth of water inside me.


Jeremiah, 11:48 PM

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ooohhh... nice sentence and good luck!!!
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