Jeremiah's School of Levitation


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

New Watch

New show, new day, new watch. What happened on the old watch is clearly documented. You can smell it if you get close enough to the smoldering foreign streets, the institutions of finance, the empty, foreclosed houses. You can especially whiff the stench of the skin and breath of the treacherous, lecherous, unnameable people who perpetrated it all. For their troubles, they should be rewarded with a taste of bread and water for a few dozen years. But, as justice must apparently wait, we then put all this is behind us, and I mean it literally. We now move on forward, with a host of lessons learned, hopefully, and we can salute the old watch (remember, some salutes only require one finger), and we can turn our eyes to the new watch. What will happen on the new watch? How much are you willing to invest in making sure that nothing evil happens this time? Are you willing to work as hard as you did (those, that is, who worked for Obama) to craft this new watch and make this into something you can be proud of? Something of which you can say: "Yes, that DID happen on my watch!" Because, it's not just the new guy's watch. It's yours too. Stay vigilant, keep all three eyes open, and let's not miss this opportunity to play "citizen helping citizen" for a while.
Jeremiah, 10:40 AM

2 Back at me:

yeah, it feels so GOOD to have a different wind in the air...

or maybe it's just the rain we got recently.

either way, there truly is a new sheriff in town...

documented by our most favourite presidential historian...

yeah, the better half's already got the new man in charge covered...
Blogger Anna, at 9:25 AM  
New sheriff or no, I haven't worn a watch since grade nine.
Blogger Turtle Guy, at 10:01 AM  

Say sump-tun